Barbi's version: "I am not a swimmer but yet I find myself at Ala Moana swimming meter after meter in training for the Mountain Man and Xterra off road triathlon. I am minding my own business when I come across these two men wearing funny hats seemingly standing up out in the water where I know it's pretty deep."
”Buy one of Bob’s Safari Hats (from Planet Sun) and it guarantees that you’ll meet a beautiful bikini clad girl”.
I wonder what Vernon's story would be??
Hmmm?? Something fishy is going on here.