In a dramatic test of personal resolve and fortitude the competitors of this years Hogsback 12 hour night run managed battle it out through the last hours of the night. Yet, in the beginning, it came down to one man, Rex V, who made it on to the course before the other contestants to snatch victory from the hands of the other runners before they could even work up a sweat.
As the opening gong was rung and the runners crossed the bridge, it was Rex, and Rex alone, who stood there at the finish line. When asked of what led to his victory Rex commented. " I'm done, I got here early, these other schnooks can follow the rules, but I got connections. Give my prize Marv. I got to go!"
What a man! Our hero, Rex, manages to utilize his competitive spirit to get to the race early and with the help of the guy who makes the rules, i.e. Marv Mango, get the first prize regardless. It's the new American way and its coming to a race right near you....if it hasn't already done so.
Rex V. accepting his First Place Award.